i have gnar neck muscles from headbanging all the time
headbanging is the real reason i won’t cut my hair
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I made this like sophomore year of high school I’m putting it here so I can download it to my phone
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10,000 Hours Makes You An Expert
Paul jerks off all day everyday
Smokes hella pot
And watches game shows
That’s it
Everyone thought he would be a loser and live in the basement forever
But one day, Paul did something
He got on a gameshow that asked a
variety of questions
He did well
He got to the last question
The category the question is from is:
Jerking off
For one hundred million dollars
His whole life has led up to this
He knows he’s got it
He showed them all
His mom becomes flushed, breathes in, gets noticeably excited and whispers to neighboring strangers about how it’s in the bag
Dad looks strangely proud with a far off look in his eyes
The family has been saved
The years had not been wasted
Paul surely knew all there was to know about jerking off
Life was worth living
He is asked to spell mastrubation
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK”
more karma than bread and booze
I’m not an asshole I’m just a little confused
i attribute my life long love of parking garages to this toy
for real yall love them garages
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